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Almost Nothing

by Chris Cresswell / Dave Ross



This album is a split release between Dave Ross and Chris Cresswell, two friends who love both dumb shit and beautiful shit. Chris is a musician and Dave is a comedian, and when the world shut down in 2020 Dave asked Chris if he'd be interested in making a theme song for Dave's podcast. Chris said yes, and then Dave lost his mind and started two more podcasts. Chris made the theme song for every one of them.

This record happened because Dave and Chris liked what they made, and because they think it's hilarious to release a five-track album that is four minutes long. It's also available literally as a four-inch record: shop.davetotheross.com/product/almost-nothing-4-inch-chris-cresswell-dave-ross-split-record

The first four tracks are the theme songs Chris wrote, and the final track is a standup joke from 2015 Dave never put on an album for some reason. Dumb and beautiful 4 life.


released June 10, 2022

Chris Cresswell: chriscresswell.bandcamp.com
Dave Ross: davetotheross.bandcamp.com

Tracks 1-4 written, performed and recorded at home by Chris Cresswell in 2020. Track 5 written/performed by Dave Ross, and recorded at Meltdown Comics in 2015.

Cover art is a public domain image originally taken/created by NASA: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:G4C_extravehicular_spacesuit.jpg


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